>>>>>ZURICH, Switzerland (March 3) - What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein. >>>>>>>
Isn't this what we did in Iraq?
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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Yeah sure,a country called Lichtenstein. Sure that's real. Does it neighbor Latveria?
Those bloody Swiss. Always causing trouble. Smearing chocolate over everything, turning the amps on their cuckoo clocks up to nine. All in the name of the holy cheeses.
Well the HELL with them I say! It's time to put an end to their perfidity. They've invaded Lichtenstein- home of the finest calculator the world has ever seen- the Curta!
Oh, they say it was a "mistake", just like the time they "accidentally" shelled Austria by firing over our beloved Lichtenstein. Mistake- HAH I say, HAH! Tell that to the bereaved families of the three Lichtensteinian pigeons frightened in that barbaric assault.
Beloved Lichtenstein, a country so peaceful that the last time they went to war, over two hundred years ago, they returned with more soldiers than they left with, their glorious five man army having made friends with someone while on the march.
And now beloved Lichtenstein is once again threatened by the Swiss- their ever dangerous barbaric neighbours to the north (or maybe west- around there somewhere).
It's no coincidence that "Switzerland" and "North Koreaa" have the same number of letters in their names, and share roughly the same latitude. The only difference is that the Swiss comb their hair better, and they can't do manga worth shit.
I love when you're drunk.
Right this second, Bush is trying to figure out how to get all the U.S. soldiers in Iraq into Swiss military uniforms...
We were originally going to invade Lichtenstein. But Bush couldn't pronounce it. So we settled for Iraq.
I Rack Q?
Lick-a-steen has nucular weapons!
I once licked a Stein....Pa-tooey!
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