You think this is gonna be dirty, huh?
Well....it aint. It's about Avon's new product Plump and Smooth.
It's some kinda lip thing that makes a woman's (or Hoagy's) lips Plump and Smooth. Now in and of themselves, plump and smooth aint a bad thing when it comes to lips (though not Hoags)....but is Avon really so out of creative marketing people that they couldn't come up with a better name?
Plump and Smooth.
What if other companies came up with literal names for their products?
1. McDonalds: Flat and fried.
2. Warner Bros. Long and Tedious
3. I AINT NO OPRAH : Hitler and Hoag
4. Chrysler: Sucky Transmissions
5. Microsoft: Blue Screen
You get the idea.
Plump and Smooth.
PS:
Who even knew AVON was still in business? The Fuller Brush Man?
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7) Baseball: Base and ball (oh, wait...)
8) Canadian Army: Guy and a Gun
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Yes, I realize "baseball" isn't actually a company...but I was going to use "Red Sox" and I figured that might get me banned from the blog.
Taco Bell = Salsa in a Half Shell
Now I want tacos.
Plump and smooth tacos.
Sorry, I ate them all.
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