Scientists have been studying this for years and years and all the data is in....the NY Yankees truly DO suck.
They play baseball fairly well but if you watch them closely they are always sucking in air.
Nobody knows why.
And then they expel said air a few seconds later.
Nobody knows why.
But they do in fact suck.
And they repeat this process all day and all night...EVEN WHEN THEY SLEEP!
Sometimes they use their noses for this 'sucking of air' for no particular reason.
Scientists have also revealed that the NY Yankees stink...oh, they can play baseball fairly well, but get up close to one of them (especially Posada) and there is this stank about them.
And it doesn't smell like victory.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
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Your favorite daughter doesn't think I stink.
There's a funny smell in here.
::sprays air freshener::
Yankees suck?
How many seasons did Sox fans carry banners around Fenway which read "Hey, Duquette, get off your knees -- you already blew the season"?
So don't tell me about teams sucking...
-- Lamont Cranston
Yankees suck?
How many seasons did Sox fans carry banners around Fenway which read "Hey, Duquette, get off your knees -- you already blew the season"?
So don't tell me about teams sucking...
-- Lamont Cranston
And you can tell he really meant that, too, cuz he posted it twice.
(Sorry, couldn't resist...)
Dear Lamont,
That's SO 20th century.
Love,
IANO
Cake:
When you're a Yankees fan, you're used to repeats.
-- Lamont Cranston
Not in the 21st Century.
Pow!
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