Thursday, March 22, 2007

The Donald, The Rosie, The Lois, and The Me

So yesterday Lois comes in the shop (looking mighty fine I might add) and somehow we start discussing the Donald Trump/ Rosie O'Donnell feud.

Within seconds the line was drawn....Lois (who was looking mighty fine) took Rosie's side and I naturally took The Trumpers side.

Just the idea of taking Rosies side makes me ill. She is what Trunp says she is. She is revolting. Hideous. Loud. Obnoxious.

Rosie not Lois (Lois is mighty fine)

Though at one point I used to think Rosie was funny.

I've always kinda liked Trump. He's a straight shooter and tells it like it is with no worry of the PCness of it all.

And he used to fly us for free in his Trump Shuttle to his Atlantic City Hotels.

Rosie has never flown me anywhere.

So lets sum up:

1. Lois is wrong.

2. I am right.

3. Rosie and Trunp are on the nervy side.

4. Lois was looking mighty fine.

5. I forgot to mention that the word 'penis' came up later on in the conversation.

6. And we weren't discussing Rosie's penis (which I assume is HUGE)

7. Or mine.


Tex said...

i cant contain myself any longer...whose penis were ya talking about??

cake said...

So, IANO, you're interested in Trump's penis, are ya?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I refer to it as The Donald.

Lois Lane said...

1. No, I was right.

2. Yes, a penis was discussed, but not in connection with Rosie or Trump. Or IANO.

3. The penis under discussion belonged to my son, who peed in the bathtub. In his big brother's direction. Big brother thought this was hilarious.

4. I'm looking mighty fine again today.

I Ain't No Oprah said...


rat said...

You were talking about my penis, weren't you.

Aldo Cella said...

Rosie or Trump,
Rosie or Trump,
The battleships roar,
And the Micronauts jump.