Thursday, March 08, 2007

An odd line from a new show.

Last night I was watching a new show and this black chick on the show started to appoach these two white chicks.

The white chicks screamed and then said:

"Get away from us...we're afraid of black people....but not the Cosby kind."

(I love TV.)


Jayne said...

Just found your blog and found your 'plump and smooth' Avon post amusing. I've yet to read the others, but thought I'd say hello because it's either that or do domestic things.

Kind regards

cake said...

Suddenly I want Jello pudding.

Bill Cosby said...

Razzle tazzle!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I think we should all welcome Jayne to I Aint No Oprah.

Hi Jayne! Nice legs.

(that was said in my Bill Cosby voice so you might not have understood it)

Anonymous said...


No, no -- you're not watching broadcast television. You've somehow tapped into the closed-circuit lines from the Los Angeles Police Department.

And while we're on the subject: Hello to Jayne! Hope Jayne isn't your real name -- using real names is considered outre, whatever that means.

Head on over to the rack and pick yourself out a nice pseudonym. I don't think anybody's using "Myra Hindley" right now, and "Dr. Winston O'Boogie" doesn't seem to be checked out, either...

-- Lamont Cranston

Anonymous said...

Ev'ry body say Na, na, na, gonna have a good time (hey hey hey!)

-- Lamont Cranston

cake said...

Welcome, Jayne! Things you should know:

1) Everyone here is certifiable, especially the host.
2) Never try and take Lamont on in a punning contest.
3) "Hoagy" is imaginary.
4) Bacon Ace is partial to bacon.
5) X-ray vision is the best superpower.

There, you're all set!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Jayne? Jayne? You still there?

Jayne...JAYNE!! Come back!!

mrs. bacon ace said...

did someone tell jayne she was "gorgeous" and it creeped her out?

Bella Emberg said...

Not creeped out no. Not yet at least. Just intrigued so far.

Anonymous said...

Jayne, stick here for awhile and you'll go running and screaming - happily - back to domestic stuff!

Welcome : )