So last night at buddy nite the Hoag finishes off his meal by ordering a cognac.
A cognac.
What a douche.
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20 comments:
What's wrong with that? A fancy drink for a fancy lad.
I think someone's trying to deflect attention from his own pink skirt wearing ways.
I said:
A COGNAC.
Yup, definitely trying to deflect attention off himself.
Kinda sad, actually.
COG.
NAC.
Who needs to deflect anything after that?
You?
Its a "fine champagne cognac", and you payed for a third of it.
and i clearly saw iano put a little pink umbrella in his share of it, too.
He was probably trying to make you feel more comfortable after you started the meal with an aperitif.
"Aperitifs, which Frenchmen like to sip in cafes in the late afternoon, are made by adding alcohol and herbs to wine." -- World Book Dictionary.
He may be a douchebag, but at least he's not a Frenchman, Monsieur NonOprah.
-- Lamont Cranston
I didn't realize burger king served alcohol
only cognac
I'm wondering how many people calling cognac a girly drink have actually HAD cognac! Cognac is an 80 proof beverage that is usually served in quantities greater than one shot. And ice should never be used.
Some cognacs will put some serious hair on your chest. Especially a sh*tty cognac like Remy Martin.
Oh, no he din't!
Oh, yes I did!
I never said Cognac was a girly drink.
I said Hoag was a douche for ordering it.
Well, sir. I think I would agree with you.
Buddy night is not for cognac.
Whiskey, yes! Cognac, no. Tequilla, yes! Blackberry Schnaps, no. Jagermeister, yes! Daiquiri, no.
Beer. Ahh...beer.
Jagermeister...oh sweet gawd, no. ::makes the sign of the cross::
I'm surprised you could get a cognac at Taco Bell...
maddog beat you to it, clinky.
neener!
Donde esta el Draco?
Cognac? whuts thaht? sumwon sahy TeKillya?? :)
No breakfast in heaven after eleven...
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