ME: "Puppy!"
PUP: :wags tail:
ME: "g-owd-zide?"
PUP: :wags tail:
ME "g-owd-zide? g-owd-zide? g-owd-zide?"
PUP: :runs down hall with tail furiously wagging::
ME: "zats a gooood girl....zats a good girl"
ME: ::brings pup to newspaper strewn pee zone in garage::
PUP: :: runs in a tight controlled couterclockwise direction, squats, pees....sniffs around said pee"
ME: "Zats a gooood girl. Good girl."
PUP: :blank stare:
ME: :: tickles her belly as I carry her back in house:: "I'm. gonna. get. you. Gonna. get. you." ::more tickles on belly:::
PUP: (now inside house) :: smells where the pee comes from....licks same said area::
ME: ::tosses rope-toy down hallway:: "Go get it!"
PUP: ::indifferent stare::;
ME: "Go get it!!"
PUP: ::saunters toward water bowl::
ME: :sigh:
ME: ::Youze a good girl, Yes you are! Yes you are!::
WIFEY: "You're both creepy."
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11 comments:
Woof!
YER OUT!
You don't put little bows in her fur, do you?
What's your problem lady? They make me feel pretty!
Oh, hey, does she have a little rhinestone collar that says "Daddy's Little Princess" on it?
Rhinestones are for losers. Cubic zirconia all the way, baby!
I bet it is a pink poodle that you take out on buddy night!
you're all covering and trying to be tough....i mean who doesn't love a man who tickles a puppys belly?
My parents won't let me have a dog. The jerks.
That puppy's name is better suited for a cat. Hee hee.
Hey, I Ain't No Oprah,
You speak dog very well.
I'd lick my nether regions, if I could, by the way.
Also, by the way:
My other half can't get your blog to take her comments sny more!!!
Any reasons you know of for that?
;o)
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