Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Annual I AINT NO OPRAH Christmas Party

It's tonight!

The Annual I AINT NO OPRAH Christmas Party is tonight! The usual place and the usual people.

If you were invited last year consider yourself invited this year!*

It's gonna be a hootinanny!

* if you weren't invited last year, well, a freshly baked plate of cookies wouldn't hurt.


cake said...

Are we doing the Secret Santa thing again? I really hope I pull SWAC's name...I saw this great Davy Crockett hat I'm sure he'd love.

I hope the strippers are nicer looking this time around. That gal with the beard kinda freaked me out last year.

Redbeard76 said...

I could swear you said Open Bar. I'm so there.

peaceonearth said...

Die Warpigs.

Sparkle Plenty said...

HEY! I can wear my new outfit! COOL! You will recognize me by the rhinestones and the hat pulled all the way down over my face.

Heavy Helen said...

Is there a buffet?

Anonymous said...

What if the Beatles wrote Christmas songs...

- All You Need is Snow
- I Wanna Shake Your Present
- Mean Mr. Claus (Brought me Coal)
- We All Live in a Reindeer Powered Sleigh
- He Came in Through the Livingroom Chimney
- Maxwell's Silver Bells

cake said...

Crap, that was me. Apparently I'm retarded today.

Redbeard76 said...

If Led Zep wrote Christmas songs:

-Whole Lotta Misteltoe
-Misty Mountain Egg Nog
-Stairway to Santa Claus (from The Christmas Story, Ho, Hooo, Hooooo...)
-Dazed and Confused (on too much Egg Nog)
-When the Ornament Breaks

Lois Lane said...

What if the Stones Wrote Christmas Songs...

-When the Sleigh Comes Down
-(I can't get no) Gingerbread
-19th Nervous Caroler
-Wrap Me Up
-Brown Sugar Cookies
-As Elves Go By
-Paint it Red and Green
-Let's Spend Boxing Day Together
-Christmas Rambler
-You Can't Always Get What You Want
-Jumpin' Jack Claus

Tex said...

\\It's gonna be a hootinanny!//

of course Im gonna be there

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Hootinannies are Texan?

Redbeard76 said...

R.I.P. Ike Turner.


blas' from de pas' of de nort' countree said...

Christmas comes but once a year
And then it keeps you hopping
With what to buy for Mother Dear
Father Dear
Brother Dear
And where will we go shopping?

Where will we go shopping?
Why at People's Credit Jewelers
People's Credit Jewelers
Your credit's good at People's every day!

Jayne said...

I made cookies. Cookies with bacon on them.