The other day Ike Turner died and our Lovely Cake posted a link to a NY newspaper that had the classic headline: IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH. Probably the best celebrity death headline ever.
Ever.
We're gonna try our own....though they won't be as good.
TYSON TKOD'ed (Mike Tyson dies off overdose)
DION AND THE (Loose) BELL-MOUNTS (Celine Dion dies when church bell falls and crushes her skull)
See how fun this is?
A-ROD A-DEAD A-HEART A-TTACK
Ya got any?
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Bush Sawed off...Bush dies in his sleep
DICK CHAIN-EY HANGING ON BY A LIMB
(chainsaw accident)
IT'S DEATH WITH A D FOR LIZA WITH A Z
HE'S CHEVY CHASE AND HE'S NOT ANYMORE
HE. DID NOT. HAVE. CPR. WITH THAT. WOMAN.
(BILL CLINTON heart attack)
- J.K. "Rowing" Incident Goes Bad
(Drowns after accidentally ditching oars to write down a follow-up idea for Harry Potter.)
- Mr. T Foo'd by Mystery Tea
(Poison in his drink is his final undoing.)
- Charlie Wattage Disaster!
(Charlie Watts dies after a home rewiring project goes awry.)
- Bob Dylan Dies Bobbin' and Chillin'.
(Dylan dies after joining the Polar Bear Club.)
Steve Fossett Searchers Say "Toss it!"
(What, too soon?)
Princess Di? Princess Dead!
Smothers Brother smothers Smothers Brother!
Accused says "Mom always liked him best."
Small Claws Kill Mall Claus!
(Mall Santa Claus has a massive allergic reaction to the nearby petshop and dies.)
NoOprah Nearly Dies in Car Accident While Dreaming.
Bacon Ace Nearly Chokes on Bacon
"I can't believe it turned on me like that," he sobbed when asked how he was feeling. "All my life I've treated bacon like a queen and now this. I'm switching to tofu!"
Elton John a Candle in the Wind: Firefighters Unable to Smother Flames in Time to Save Singer.
Dan Folgleberg dies peacefully and mellow.
Not many attend funeral.
PAUL IS DEAD....THIS TIME WE REALLY MEAN IT.
PAUL IS DEAD, IF ONLY IT WAS RINGO INSTEAD.
ROMNEY DIES-CHOKES ON OWN VoMITT
SHE AIN'T NO OPRAH NO MO
WHITNEY HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
JESSICA SIMPSON, D'OA!
Frampton Comes Alive, Mourners Scatter in Fear
McCain: McCouldn't McMake It
GRACIE TAPS OUT
UFC Legend goes down the runway for the last time
Kurt KoBrained
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