Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Yukon Cornelius

Is INSANE!

He's always yellin' and smellin' and lickin' stuff.

He's crazed!

22 comments:

Redbeard76 said...

He's got a red beard! I like his steez.

bacon ace said...

And he's really phoning it in today. Boooo. We don't care if it is Wednesday.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

A Yukon Cornelious post is phoning it in?

A Hermey the Dentist post would be phonin' it in...

Redbeard76 said...

We're a couple of misfits.

Cake said...

I have Yukon Cornelius in my office.

For real.

And a Bumble.

I'm very cool!

(Could the Bumble be some wintery form of chupacabra!?)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Another reason why Yukon is nuts:

Hermey rips out Bumbles teeth and then Yukon starts pushing him out of the cave....Bumble is still strong + has claws + is angry= Yukon is nuts.!

Redbeard76 said...

Yukon has pocket-nuts.

If our gang were characters in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", who would we be?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Can I be Fireball? Rudolphs friend before his fake nose falls off?

Can I? Please?

I wanna be Fireball.

bacon ace said...

"Bumble is still strong + has claws + is angry= Yukon is nuts"

That's a possibility. However I submit that Yukon is just very knowledgable about Bumbles. I mean he knew they bounced right? What if he knew that removing a Bumble's reeth is like removing a dog's testicles and it calms them way down. Maybe he realized it wouldn't fight back because he's crazy like a fox and not plain old nuts.

Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern (this is an actual question I was asked in NoOprah's store)

bacon ace said...

* uh..."reeth"="teeth"
Stupid no edit function rassa frassa...

Cake said...

"Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern"

Yukon Cornelius!

Redbeard76 said...

Sadly, there are a lack of female characters. All the chicks want to be Clarice, but there were some hottie female elves IIRC, Mrs. Claus, & the misfit doll.

Jessica said...
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Lois Lane said...

"Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern"

The Tick!

No. Kidding. The Goddamn Batman, of course.

Tex said...

what do you get when you cross a china man with jacoby ellsbury?



DimSum free tacos man

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) Why weren't you watching the time-honored classic "Randolph the Goat-Eared Chupa" like I was?
2) Flaming Carrot would win in any fight--cage match, slappy hissy fight, and/or bake-off--between the Goddamn Batman and Green Lantern.

Anonymous said...

If we were characters from Rudolph I'd be the little-known reindeer "olive." Haven't heard of her? Think about it. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh an call him names." Get it? Yeah...I thought so.

Anonymous said...

There isn't any reindeer named Olive.

Anonymous said...

::squeezes Doubter's eyes out::

Lois Lane said...

Just watched this with the kids. Yep, Yukon is definitely serial killer material.

Redbeard76 said...

::squeezes Doubter's eyeballs out::

-fixed

Anonymous said...

Me, I would like to be the Head Elf because den I could attract the chupacabra wit' my goatee an' catch him an' stick him in a cage and show him everywhere an' make a gazillion dollar so I can buy me all de broads an' cocaine I ever need.

Also I give you guys some moneys too because I am a nice person.