(I love the title...now I'm forced to make a stinkin' blog about it. Wish me luck)
Seems Eddie was a devout Catholic and was always helping out at the church. Especially on Sunday. Eddie was not one of the 'cool cats'.
And Eddie was forgetful and after the service he always seemed to forget to turn the lights and heat off.
So to sum up:
Eddie=waste+ energy at mass (what a square!)