It's a gas, gas, gas!
I totally stole this blog from Redbeard
Sometimes we like to do things nice and easy, other times, we like to do them easy and nice.
::beaten a path to his funeral::
::high fives spirit of Ike::
::smacks Ike's kids::
i heard tina liked it
::kicks Ike's coffin over::::tasers him::::goes off to check out the funeral lunch buffet::
::punches Rick James::I'm Ike Turner, bitch!
I liked his candies--did he make those with Mike Ditka?
Excuse me, No Oprah. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAKE! (I think.)
Happy BD Cake...so do you make a cake for Cake or pie?
Shhhhhhh! You know IANO doesn't like birthday talk!...Wait, if he doesn't like it...we should do it more.So, what if the Beatles sang about birthdays?- I Want to Eat Your Cake*- Twist and Shout Happy Birthday- All You Need is Presents- Wild Honey Piles of Presents(*The pastry, not the blogger.)
What if the Beatles sang about Ike Turner?1. All My Punchin'2. Ain't She Beat3.Mean Mr. Turner4. Eights Smacks A Week5. Help!6.The Ballad of John and Uh-Oh!7. Here Comes The Punch8. We Can't Work It Out9. I Want To Punch Your Face
I particulaurly liked 'We Can't Work It Out'.It made me laugh more than the other ones which is why I particularly liked it.
No blog today, huh. *yawn*
No blog since yesterday.
I like Ike.
Maybe he fell into a snowbank.(I'm scared of snow.)
Like it or lump it ya pansy!
::smacks fake poster::
::spits on Ike's corpse and laughs::
And the award for Best Headline on the Subject of Ike's Death goes to...::drum roll::The NY Post!
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