Friday, December 11, 2009

I'm gonna paraphrase a bit from The Howard Stern Show.



So I'm listening to Howard Stern the other day and he has this porn gal on.

(Well, actually the porn gal has a webcam and is talking to them via the computer)

And different folks tell PornGal what to do and she does it and everyone laughs or gasps or what have you.

Some of it is funny...some of it is porn.

But it's on the radio.

I'm laughing.

Then someone asks PornGirl to put fingers up her butt and to do whatvever one does with fingers up their butt.

And she does.

And Howard and the gang start laughing.

Then PornGal asks Howard what he wants her to do.

And Howard replies...

"Wash your hands."

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And that is the genius of Howard Stern.

8 comments:

Cake said...

"Then someone asks PornGirl to put fingers up her butt and to do whatvever one does with fingers up their butt."

From what my male friends tell me after they've been to their semi-annual checkup, it's "hope the doctor has small hands" or, failing that, "pray for a speedy death."

cousin saul said...

The whole premise is the reason I can't listen to Howard Stern.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Wash your hands.

beatles said...

I Wanna Wash Your Hands

Old Brown Finger

Happiness is a Warm Rectum

Fixing a A-Hole

Mean Mr. Brown Mustard

Leave My Shittin' Alone

Dirty Beatles said...

Ob-la-ee, ob-la-aaaah

She Came in Through the Back

Shove Me Do

Dirtier Beatles said...

Twist and Shout (no edit required)

This is fun said...

Back in the A.R.S.E.

Doctor Obvious said...

Why Don't We Do it in the Rear