Wednesday, April 14, 2010
All that's missing is me wearing a dress.
So last night I watch American Idol. I talk about pitch. Changing it up. Making it your own. Outfits.
I put on a bra. Frilly underwear.
Made sure the dvr was set for a Lifetime movie.
Then I watched Glee.
I shaved my legs. I sat to pee.
I am a fem.
Or at least I was last night.
American Idol followed by Glee.
And I liked it.
A touch of lipstick.
And then Wifey went to bed...
The following is not made up:
I watched about thirty minutes of a World War Two movie on TCM.
Hair grew back on my legs (ok, ok...I made that part up)
And then I checked out my ON DEMAND menu.
And there it was!!
All nice and tidy, wrapped up in a sixteen minute Three Stooges short!
From man to woman to man again in two hours sixteen minutes!
SO TO SUM UP:
The Three Stooges episode was the one where the crazy scientist wants to put Curly's brain inside of a gorilla.