Sunday, April 25, 2010
Spoons in the dishwasher.
So this morning I decide to empty the dishwasher.
I start with the silverware.
And right off I notice there are way more spoons in there than anything from the fork or knife family.
Lots of them.
I have ice cream maybe five times a year. Spoon.
Soup maybe five times a year. Spoon.
Cereal every so often. Spoon.
Me and Wifey share a spoon for stirring sugar into coffee. Spoon.
So what the heck is going on when I ain't home??
Lots of spoon action is what's going on! And I ain't part of it!
What is she eating?
Are spoons a chick thing?
Goldang dishwasher was filled with the things.
What is she eating that requires so many spoons?
I'm a fork kinda guy. Guys need forks for eating.
Seems like women need spoons.
Lots and lots of spoons!
Wifey doesn't eat ice cream all that often.
Is she some kinda closeted soup freak?
Queen of the Pudding Mafiosi?
Maybe she plays the spoons in some weird kinda jug band?
I have no idea.
What I do have an idea about is that our dishwasher is filled with spoons and I have no idea why.
SO TO SUM UP:
Today's post was done just so I could say Queen of the Pudding Mafiosi.