Wednesday, April 21, 2010
She don't know Jack. (or maybe she does)
So I'm sitting with Wifey.
I must have had my hand on my face or something. And I might have made a sound like a girl.
Here is the conversation that followed.
WIFEY: "You are a fairy."
ME: "I'm not a fairy!"
ME: "Am not."
WIFEY: "A Jack Benny fairy."
ME: "I'm not a Jack Benny fairy."
SO TO SUM UP:
Wifey thinks Jack Benny was a fairy.
Actual Jack Benny connection:
Back in 1969 Jack Benny gave my mother a blue and white striped sportcoat to give to me.
I looked like a fairy when I wore it.