Saturday, June 04, 2011

Scolded by Hoag



So I'm out with my buddy Hoag the other night when all of a sudden he says to me "Be less of a dick!"

Here is part of the rest of the conversation:

ME: "I'm a dick?"

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."

ME: "Do people think I'm a dick?"

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."

ME: "But people know I'm just kidding with them!"

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."

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Did I mention when we went into the restaurant we kinda butted in front of Caren and Martha to get the last table in the bar area?

Did I mention that they were now sitting at the bar?

Here is some more conversation:

ME: "Hey...should I go offer them our table?"

HOAG: "No. I kinda like it here."

ME: "I'm not really gonna give them our table. I'm just gonna flaunt the table to them."

HOAG: "Be less of a dick."

5 comments:

Nixon said...

Dick.

True story said...

Ironically, one of those names is my family nickname and one is my sister's nickname. Funny.

True retard said...

My sister's NAME, not NICKNAME.

I need more coffee.

Anonymous said...

It's not coffee that you need more of...

politician said...

Anthony Weiner