Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Astronauts filled with poo.

There is a story in today's papers (internet) about some mental broad astronaut that attempted to kidnap another broad that dug her boyfriend or something.

Are ya with me so far?

So this crazed chick astronaut gets in car to go kidnap the other broad and she wants to get there fast so she puts on diapers so she doesn't have to stop to poop.

So whats crazier....kidnapping someone or wearing diapers on the way to kidnap someone?

In the story it mentions that astronauts wear diapers during takeoff and re-entry.

And that my friends takes away all the glamour of the space program for me.

Neil Armstrong with a load in his pants just doesn't inspire me to reach for the stars.

Though it does inspire me to reach for the sani-wipes.

12 comments:

Cake said...

That's one small poop for man and one giant poop for mankind.

(Ewww....sorry.)

Cake said...

That's one small poop for man and one giant poop for mankind.

(Ewww....sorry.)

Cake said...

That's one small poop for man and one giant poop for mankind.

(Ewww....sorry.)

Cake said...

That's one small poop for man and one giant poop for mankind.

(Ewww....sorry.)

Cake said...

That's one small poop for man and one giant poop for mankind.

(Ewww....sorry.)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

It was funny the first time.

Clinky said...

It's supposed to be "One small poop for A man, one giant poop for mankind."

Anonymous said...

What exactly did Neil Armstrong step in when he left his footprint on the moon?

-- Lamont Cranston

Cake said...

Thank you for leaving all my blogger blunders up there for the world to see.

What's your address? I have a flaming bag of, ummmm, candy that I want to send you.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

That's a flaming bag of candy for "mankind".

Cake said...

Either way, just make sure to stomp it good when it arrives, ok?

Anonymous said...

Ohhh wearing diapers is now vogue!!! For once I am in style!