So as dumb as this sounds I finally decided to do an actual count of all the grains of sand on all the beaches of the world.
I got up to 178,982,976,872,120,954,8732,856,956,971,001 and then Hoag snuck up behind me and started counting out loud 7-8-9-10-11....and screwed me all up.
I'll start again in the summer.
(I made this up....I didn't really count that high)
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You don't need to count them, they're numbered on the back.
I stole one...but I'm not telling you which one. Guess you'll have to line them all up and see which one's missing, huh?
Do you remember Sand Grains #177,898,345-#177,898,352? The ones that limp? Ask them if they remember my bathing suit and one infinite can of sand-targeted whoop-ass I had to open last year.
There's a guy set up in a little outdoor market near my office...his shtick is writing names on grains of rice.
I'm gonna ask him to put mine on a grain of sand...
Good luck with that.
Well, with that attitude...see if I ask him to do yours.
I just counted the Empire State Building.
There is one of them. Oh crap, Hoag just made me lose count again...
Gazongalicious:
I don't even know what you look like and that was still a bad visual.
(You don't have any plastic tubing or mace in your trunk, do you?)
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