Yesterday I knew it was going to snow today.
All the weathermen said so. On TV. On the web. On the radio.
Customers coming into the store all said "snow tomorrow"
It wasn't a secret. Snow. In February. In New England.
So what did I do yesterday?
I washed my stupid car. The day before it snows. At around 6:00 last night. My car sat nice and clean in my garage for about 15 hours.
And then I backed out of said garage and had a filthy car.
Somehow I blame Al Gore. Or maybe John Kerry. Yeah, John Kerry.
I have a filthy car because of John Kerry.
No. Wait. I have a filthy car because of Hillary Clinton.
WOW! That makes me feel better already.
Stupid Hillary Clinton and her stupid dirty snow. I hate her and her giant thighs. And cankles. And filthy snow.