So this morning I'm getting ready to leave for work when I notice the cover to the gas grill has blown off and is fluttering around on the deck.
So I ask Wifey if she'll go out and get it for me.
Now why couldn't I go get it you ask?
Well... like I said I was on my way to work and my hair was still wet and I didn't want to go outside and get it all messed up before it was dry.
A broad.
Trapped in a dude's body.
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That nailpolish is really lovely on you.
And y'know, when your curling iron is still plugged in, you don't wanna leave it unattended.
I thought he was crimping his hair these days?
Yeah, but his hair got all dried out from that bad perm/bleach job he had done last month. Curling makes it bounce and behave!
Can you believe he thought BLONDE would suit him!?
I know! Boys are so silly!
I think we're the only ones here today. Would you like some wine?
But now the chimney doesn't match the fireplace...
Mr Dirtymouth.
I'd love some wine. I brought some dessert...what goes better with red? Chocolate cake or apple pie?
Maddog:
And how, exactly, do you know that? Hmmm?
Cake: Chocolate cake, of course!
And do you think Hoagy knows about Maddog? I hope he's not jealous!
Maybe Hoagy will challenge Madddog to a duel! This could be fun.
How about a Duet? Whaddya say, Doggie?
Hoagy no challenge Maddog to dual. Hoagy, Maddog friends.
Maddog just pawn in game of blog.
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