So yesterday I had this big pot roast dinner with gobs of mashed potatoes n' gravy. At some point I spilled the gravy on my white t-shirt.
I then had two choices.
1. Change my shirt and be a human.
OR
2. Leave the gravy splattered shirt on to remind myself what a great cook my wife is.
(Actually I had a third choice...but it involved ice picks, kittens ,and soylant green.)
Not only did I leave the gravy splattered shirt on, but I slept with it on.
So I could dream about what a great cook my wife is.
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17 comments:
1. Sympathy For the Gravy
2. When The Whipped Potatoes Come Down.
3. If You Can't Slop Me.
4. It's Only Spuds & Gravy (but I like it)
5. Brown Gravy
6. Mixed Vegetables
7. (I Can't Get No) Second Helpings
8. Anybody Seen My Gravy?
9. Jumpin' Jack Mash
10. Ain't Too Proud to Beg (For Pot Roast)
Don't forget the overeating/upset stomach set:
8. Beast of Burnin'
9. Gimmie Seltzer
10. 2000 (lb.) Man
11. Coming Up Again
12. Far Away Thighs
13. It's Only Rock-Hard Rolls
-- Lamont Cranston
Some Gruel(s)
Mashed You
Roast This Joint
Out Of Rolls
Mashed Potatoes From Turner
Let's Mash These 'Taters Together
I Wanna Be Your Meat.
If You Can't Roast Me
Emotional Roast You
Roast Beef of Burden
Can't Ya Hear Me Mashin'
I Just Want to Make Gravy With You
And after dinner...
This Plate is Empty
And for the fast food set....
Faraway Fries
Happy (Meals)
I want Faraway Fries!
Under My Spud
Gimme Butter
Gravy Boat Women
Sister MoreCream
When the Whisk Comes Down
Happiness is a Warm Spud
Can't Ya Hear Me Mashin'?
Fool To Fry
She's A Grilled Rainbow Trout
Thanks to this blog, I had to have mashed potatoes and gravy with my dinner.
Damn IANO!
Shouldn't eat gravy at 11:30 at night....goes right to the thighs.
In Canada, we eat dinner at around 7pm, loo-za.
Did it go to your thighs anyhow?
In Canada, we all have naturally slender thighs...they repel gravy, junk food, and dessert.
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