So last night I called Wifey 'Wifey' and she didn't like it.
How do I know she didn't like it?
She said "I don't like when you call me Wifey"
How that can be I have no idea....so I'm just gonna have to come up with another nickname for her.
Here are some early thoughts:
1. Hefty O'Thighs
2, Tinty McNipples
3. Cranky Bodine
4. Bake MaBrownies
5. Leslie
6. Allie Gator Macpherson
7. Passie DaRemote
8. Grizzly Bo Peeps (thats what Hoag calls her)
9. Rolls Eyes: sighs: Whatever darlin'
10. Wiggles D. Booty
I'm pretty sure she'll be just fine with Wifey afterall....
It's a gas, gas, gas!
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4 comments:
Hells bells, if you're going to go down this route why not just call her the name of one of your ex-girlfriends? It'll annoy her just as much, and you'll save the neurons you would have devoted to having to memorize a whole new name.
How's that sofa for sleeping, NoOprah?
-- Lamont Cranston
Lamont:
You think he gets to sleep on the couch after that? I think he's probably more likely sleeping out in the garage!
Posting on IANO's blog, Eh?
I'm just glad you didn't offer "Mommy" as one of the options. That would be so wrong.
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