I'm filling out this online order the other day and 'they' asked for my phone number.
So I typed in my phone number. 1-111-111-1111. 1 followed by area code followed by 7 digit number. 11 numbers total. You know....a phone number.
So after I get done filling out this long and tedious order,the online form pops back up telling me my phone number is incorrect.
Well, guess what? They are incorrect. I typed in the correct number the first time, but I typed it in this time leaving out the first 1. For no real reason.
So now my correct phone number is 111 (area code) 111-1111 (the the 7 digit 'regular number')
Now if you dial that 111-111-1111 the operator comes on and says you need to dial a one before the number.
YOU MEAN MY FUCKING 11 NOT 10 DIGIT PHONE NUMBER YOU FUCKING AUTOMATED ONLINE DOUCEBAG ORDERFORM!!!???
Spell it out for us retards okay? Cuz when someone asks for my phone number I should read their brainac like mind and leave out one digit. Because when someone asks for your phone number what they REALLY want is a partial phone number.
I hate you Verizon! And your bitch cousins, Cingular and AT &T.
(Though I feel kinda sorry for Sprint and Nextel)
And next time those dicks ask where I live I'm just gonna type in America. Cuz that's probably what they meant, correct?