Dear Serial Killers,
What the hell is going on with you guys? You've been slacking BIG TIME in the creative department lately.
Which one of you losers is gonna step up to the plate and be the next Son of Sam, the next Ted Bundy, the next Zodiac?
Bunch of sissies.
Come on, start hacking some folk up and leave clues! Taunt the police! Have a theme! Get a catchy nickname! Travel the country leaving a trail of carnage in your wake!
You can do it!