Thursday, July 19, 2007

It's make up a new catchphrase day today!

Not really.

But were gonna anyhow.

1. "It's like doin' the dishes!"

2. "I'll pops ya one!"

3. "The Alamo....that's all I'm sayin'"

4. "Ta-ta, Black Sheep."

5. "Coney Island Maniac!"

6. "Pig in a Blanket"

7. "He went all Captain Kirk"

8." Verizon be lie-zin !"

(That's all I've got)

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. "Whaddaya mean, MY elephant?"

2. "I wouldn't, even with a shoehorn!"

3. "Bend forward, bend back -- does it really make a difference?"

4. "Some books peak at the byline."

5. "Sudoku? My auntie's anagram!"

6. "That is SO Moody Street!"

-- Lamont "No Clever Nickname Today" Cranston

Cake said...

I looked at this and thought, "This game's as easy as kickin' chickens!"

And then I went dry.

Lois Lane said...

(from Jak-El:)

"Chicken nuggets!"

"Don't forget the paperclips!"

"HOT dog! Hot DOG! HOT DOG!"

"Ben smells stinky."

"He wants to break his teeth, doesn't he?"

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Cake's is the best so far...

"And then I went dry."

bacon ace said...
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bacon ace said...

"6. "That is SO Moody Street!"

OMG I've said that!

Ok how about:

1. Chin up Puddin'

2. Look officer, it's gravy

3. Retards is happy

Anonymous said...

"He went all Maxwell Silver Hammer on me"

"She rocked my raccoon"

Anonymous said...

Birds gotta fly, fish gotta ride bicycles.

That's sticker than Grandma's gill salve, that is.

Oh, go glug yourself.

bacon ace said...

That's why hipness is the best superpower.

bostongraf said...

"Can't find THAT in a dog's ear!"

Anonymous said...

Can't live with em', can't fit their lifeless body in the trash compactor.

Anonymous said...

Well, if that don't blow the feathers off a goose!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

"Jam a ballpeen hammer in my eye and call me Shorty"

Anonymous said...

Yabba-dabba-do!

Anonymous said...

Hit me with a stick and call me sticky!

Anonymous said...

::roaaarrrrr!::

Anonymous said...

"Go ask Cantinflas." *shrug*

Moina Loy

Anonymous said...

1. Only in Candyland!
2. Now, that's a Post-It Note!
3. Well, saddle up the cat, grandma!
4. Don't forget the exclamation point!

Anonymous said...

"Huh? When did this start?"

Anonymous said...

The winnah by a whiskah: "Well, saddle up the cat, grandma!"

Moina

Anonymous said...

Dear "Wish I Were Lamont Cranston"

I know how you feel. There are nights I wake from disturbing dreams and wish I could call my friend Lamont Cranston.

Then I wake up a little more, and I realize that I am Lamont Cranston, and a deep feeling of existential despair washes over me. It’s like being a Russian novelist with only one sheet of typing paper.

Usually a goblet of Bailey's Irish Cream and a stack of banana-and-chocolate-chip pancakes put things right. But not always, and those are the times that try a man's soul.

Oh, well, Saddle up the cat, grandma!

-- Lamont "When You Wish Upon A Tsar" Cranstonovich

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