Not really.
But were gonna anyhow.
1. "It's like doin' the dishes!"
2. "I'll pops ya one!"
3. "The Alamo....that's all I'm sayin'"
4. "Ta-ta, Black Sheep."
5. "Coney Island Maniac!"
6. "Pig in a Blanket"
7. "He went all Captain Kirk"
8." Verizon be lie-zin !"
(That's all I've got)
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22 comments:
1. "Whaddaya mean, MY elephant?"
2. "I wouldn't, even with a shoehorn!"
3. "Bend forward, bend back -- does it really make a difference?"
4. "Some books peak at the byline."
5. "Sudoku? My auntie's anagram!"
6. "That is SO Moody Street!"
-- Lamont "No Clever Nickname Today" Cranston
I looked at this and thought, "This game's as easy as kickin' chickens!"
And then I went dry.
(from Jak-El:)
"Chicken nuggets!"
"Don't forget the paperclips!"
"HOT dog! Hot DOG! HOT DOG!"
"Ben smells stinky."
"He wants to break his teeth, doesn't he?"
Cake's is the best so far...
"And then I went dry."
"6. "That is SO Moody Street!"
OMG I've said that!
Ok how about:
1. Chin up Puddin'
2. Look officer, it's gravy
3. Retards is happy
"He went all Maxwell Silver Hammer on me"
"She rocked my raccoon"
Birds gotta fly, fish gotta ride bicycles.
That's sticker than Grandma's gill salve, that is.
Oh, go glug yourself.
That's why hipness is the best superpower.
"Can't find THAT in a dog's ear!"
Can't live with em', can't fit their lifeless body in the trash compactor.
Well, if that don't blow the feathers off a goose!
"Jam a ballpeen hammer in my eye and call me Shorty"
Yabba-dabba-do!
Hit me with a stick and call me sticky!
::roaaarrrrr!::
"Go ask Cantinflas." *shrug*
Moina Loy
1. Only in Candyland!
2. Now, that's a Post-It Note!
3. Well, saddle up the cat, grandma!
4. Don't forget the exclamation point!
"Huh? When did this start?"
The winnah by a whiskah: "Well, saddle up the cat, grandma!"
Moina
Dear "Wish I Were Lamont Cranston"
I know how you feel. There are nights I wake from disturbing dreams and wish I could call my friend Lamont Cranston.
Then I wake up a little more, and I realize that I am Lamont Cranston, and a deep feeling of existential despair washes over me. It’s like being a Russian novelist with only one sheet of typing paper.
Usually a goblet of Bailey's Irish Cream and a stack of banana-and-chocolate-chip pancakes put things right. But not always, and those are the times that try a man's soul.
Oh, well, Saddle up the cat, grandma!
-- Lamont "When You Wish Upon A Tsar" Cranstonovich
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