Years ago this gal lived next door to me and we were the best of friends. Always laughing and having fun.
Maybe even a slight crush.
She moved away.
And then one day maybe ten years later I saw her in a restaurant. A bit of small talk.
Here is how it went:
ME: "So how have you been?"
ME: ::gesturing towards her stomach:: "So when's the baby due?"
BECKYJEAN: "I'm not pregnant."
...and I haven't seen her since.
Moral of the story:
If you look like you're pregnant but aint, wear a sign around your neck that says : I AINT PREGNANT.