But I must share anyhow. It might be nothing. It might be THE thing.
I had a little plastic bag filled with Ritz Toasted Chips (cheddar flavor) and by accident I left said bag on top of my laptop computer while I pretended to do some work. Until snack time.
When the snack bell rang I went over to where I had left the Ritz Toasted Chips (cheddar flavor) and saw them sitting on my keyboard. And then I opened the bag. And pulled out a Ritz Toasted Chip (cheddar flavor) and popped it into my mouth.
And it was warm...borderline hot. And it was AWESOME! I invented a Toasted Toasted Chip. And it was awesome.
I did not invent it's awesome cheddar taste or it's Ritzy-ness.
Moral of the story?
Laptops are the new hot plates
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You should sign up for American Inventor. Oh wait, you are American. I don't think they allow Americans on American Inventor.
They should call it 'Wanna-be American/Inventor'
Gimme-A-Green-Card Inventor?
I'm not American...maybe I'll steal that idea and sign up for the show.
Shh, don't tell NoOprah.
::pours can of soup on laptop::
Nope. This isn't working....hmmm, maybe I should have used a pot or something.
If you used pot you'd just want more Ritz Toasted Chips (cheddar flavor)
Toasted Ritz Toasted Chips (cheddar flavor)
Very nice Spud, very nice.
Way to bogart the chips, man.
If the Beatles sang about toasted Ritz chip cracker things...
1) I Wanna Hold Your Chips
2) Toast Me Do
3) He's a Got a Ritzer to Toast
4) Happiness is a Warm Chip (Cheddar Flavor)
(What...it's quiet around here...)
Hey did you guys hear? Cake has Special Constables!!! I saw the appointment on her calander!!! Sshhhh.
Spud's a blabbermouth, pass it on!
Try microwaving a bowl (NOT FOIL BAG) of potato chips.
Yumsville honeybunch.
Slice of Velveeta on top- 50 seconds or so- enchanced yumsville.
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