So the other day I pull up to the toll booth and I get one of the best looking of toll takers. Gorgeous cocoa colored skin, full collagen filled lips, cool looking hair, good figure, etc...
So she's making my change and exchanging small talk when I decide I need to tell her who she looks like.
(Why can't I just learn to keep my big mouth shut?)
She hands me my change and then I say:
ME: "Hey! You know who you look like?"
HER: ::smiles:: "No...who?"
ME: "You look like Tiger Woods!"
HER: ::smile leaves:: "Tiger is a man"
ME: "No...no...no...I didn't mean it that way....I meant you look like him if he was a girl."
CARS BEHIND ME: ::honkhonkhonk::
ME: "Have a great day." ::drives off::
Point of the story?
I don't think Tiger is all that attractive as a man....but he makes a hot chick.