I think he was from Idaho or Utah or one of those other un-important states.
To sum up his story:
He was sitting in a stall in a public bathroom and tapped his foot against the guy in the stall next to him as a way to 'flirt' or something. Some kinda signal for sex. It was a cop, he got arrested, pleaded guilty, and is now claiming he did nothing wrong blah blah blah. (If you need more info read up on it.)
The point of today's blog is not if he is or isn't gay. Or his morals. Or his party affliation. Blah Blah Blah..
The point is when the heck did a filth encrusted public toilet become a sexy spot? Never EVER in my life have I ever thought to pick up chicks in a public bathroom. It's very limited. It's dirty. It's noisy.
Though I suppose if I looked down and saw a size 6 red stilletto heel under the stall next to me I might be tempted to tap it with my foot. Or something.
And then I'd ask The Hoag where he got the size 6 red stilletto heels.