Friday, February 01, 2008

Dead Jews on carnival float (AND HITLER!)

First off I'd like to apologize for not having another blog post about starving mud cookie eatin' Haitians. You come to expect those kinda heart warming, belly fillin' stories.

But by the looks of my subject box something more important came up.

(I'd like to thank the Hoag for sending me this story.)

Seems there is a big carnival in Rio De Janeiro and some group of brainiacs decided to make a float with big piles of dead Jews on it and then have a guy dressed as Hitler standing on top of it.

I'm not making that up.

But the folks running the carnival ain't gonna let them. Can you believe that? They won't let them have a carnival float depicting dead jews with Hitler standing on top of them.

Here is the link to the full story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22934625

What has the world come to when ya can't view a parade with dead Jews on a carnival float? And a guy dressed as Hitler standing on top of them.

The horror...

PS:
I never even knew dead Jews could float. Can dead Germans float?

52 comments:

Eva said...

I don't know what they're getting so pissy about. Sounds festive to me!

Redbeard76 said...

Why would someone dream that up anyway? The holocaust never existed.

Sparkle Plenty said...

The A&W in my new neighborhood has dead German floats, but I'm gonna stick with the root beer ones.

Joe Doherty said...

The real story is that the Haitian mud cookie float was also banned.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

A Haitian Mud Cookie Float would be AWESOME.

I'm picturing the end of Animal House....

Joe Doherty said...
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Joe Doherty said...

Here's a photos of the parade float. Such a pity...surely it would have won an award or two:

http://www.horroruniverse.com/
images/mudcookieparade.jpg

Lois Lane said...

If (notice I didn't say "when," cause I don't wanna jinx it) the Pats win Sunday, maybe the Super Bowl Victory parade can have a mud cookie float. Then, we all would truly win.

Redbeard76 said...

Ha! That is brilliant Joe.

Joe Doherty said...

Can you imagine the scene, with Tom Brady and Randy Moss throwing dirt onto the adoring crowds? It's almost poetic in it's beauty.

Anonymous said...

How odd that Hitler and the Super Bowl would come up in the same post, when the following video (I'm enclosing two links, because for some reason it keeps getting banned) is circulating?

You don't really need sound on it for this one -- the only sound is German ranting -- but it does kinda add to the effect.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1056933/the_downfall_of_the_cowboys/


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/76419

Do not watch these while drinking coffee. Or beer. Or anything else you might not want to see covering your monitor.

If ever there were a time to contact good ol' Dr. Nazi, now would be it. Hint, hint.

-- Lamont "Children Of A Circumcised God" Cranston

Doc nazi said...

Chosen ones? Ha! Take that.

Anonymous said...

Let's try that metacafe link again, shall we?

You'll need to run these two bits together in your browser.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1056933
/the_downfall_of_the_cowboys/

-- Lamont "Technological Innovation" Cranston

Cap'n Entrails said...

Or imagine how funny it would be if Tom Brady and Randy Moss were chucking dead jews into the adoring crowds on the (possible) parade route!!??

Anonymous said...

IANO:

You missed the best part! The Hitler(s) atop the pile weren't just ANY Hitlers... they were dancing Hitlers.

Dancing Hitlers!

There are at least two lines from "The Producers" (the original movie) that refer to dancing Hitlers...

-- Lamont "Children Of A Lesser ZOG" Cranston

Horroru (Joe O) said...

Joe D, your posting a Haitian mud float is highly offensive -- Horroruniverse used to be a premier site for horror, now we're hosting mud cookie floats...you've cut me to the quick sir!
How far we've fallen....what's next, Hitler have lunch with Rob Leifeld?

(the cookies did look buttery and delicious though...)

Joe Doherty said...

Thank you, redbeard76...I'm glad you liked the photo. No, it's not photoshopped...it's the real deal!

I apologize profusely, Joe O, for posting a photo on HorrorUniverse. Just figured it should be used for something...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dancin' Hitler!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBe5BCBc2BE

cap'n nazi said...

Even better.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1do0JI-JG4M&feature=related

Lois Lane said...

>>...Hitler have lunch with Rob Leifeld?<<

As long as Leifeld ain't drawing Hitler...I can only stand so many attrocities in one day.

Anonymous said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=clWusO7vbZE

From the original "The Producers".

Salient moments at 2:12 and 3:30.

-- Lamont "Goose Step's The New Step" Cranston

cake said...

I hereby declare February 1st IANO DAY!

Which means, of course, we'll need a float...lessee, what can be on it?

- The Dancing Hitlers
- the Beatles
- bunch of sad children eating mud
- some army representation
- Bush
- cookies
- Tom Brady and Randy Moss
- someone with poofy hair

Guaranteed cult YouTube status FOREVER!

Dr. Nazi said...

What if the Beatles sang about dead jews on a float?

1. Jewcy on the Float with Adolf

2.Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kike

3.Hey Jew

4. I Am The "Holocaust"

5.I Want To Hold Your Hymie

6. Why Don't We Do It On The Float

Not on Schindler's list said...

7. When I'm 6,000,064

josef g. said...

8. With A Little Help From My Fiends

9. You're Going To Lose That Ring (and that gold filled tooth)

Sparkle Plenty said...

Holy cow! Hillllllllllllllary and Barbra Streisand just dive-bombed No Oprah's float. Funny bones are flying everywhere! Poofy hairdos are askew! Augh, the blogmanity...the blogmanity...

Joe Doherty said...

Great Idea, Cake...here's my entry:

http://www.horroruniverse.com/
images/IANO_float.jpg

cake said...

Newguy Joe:

HA! Brilliant...throw in a dancing Hitler and it's perfect!

doctor nazi said...

I was going to be on that float but they bumped me in favour of Miss Fatherland. Blond, blue-eyed bitch...

Clinky said...

have a sandwich ready

Joe Doherty said...

Cake,

Ask and ye shall receive:

http://www.horroruniverse.com/
images/IANO_dancin.gif

Sparkle Plenty said...

ZOUNDS! Newguy is the freakin' ninja MacGyver of digital images! Give him five seconds and he can do a float with anything. I salute this Joe Newguy.

Joe Doherty said...

aww shucks

cake said...

Okay, it's official, Joe Newguy is my hero. Sorry whoever used to be my hero...yer out and Joe Newguy is in!

All hail Joe Newguy!

adolf said...

I'm groovy!

doctor nazi said...

That's an abomination.

Come with me, please, Mr. Doherty, I have some, uhh, people I want you to meet...

Joe Doherty said...

Why, of course Doctor Nazi! I'd be happy to meet...hey wait...AAAAAAAAHHH

(Newguy Joe is experiencing technical difficulties)

crazy lady said...

I HATE JEW!!!

Tex said...

if White Men Can't Jump...why the HELL would you think they can Float?

heavy helen said...

I love these cookies, what are in these?

jed said...

Ahhh love me some mud cookies!!!

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