First off I'd like to apologize for not having another blog post about starving mud cookie eatin' Haitians. You come to expect those kinda heart warming, belly fillin' stories.
But by the looks of my subject box something more important came up.
(I'd like to thank the Hoag for sending me this story.)
Seems there is a big carnival in Rio De Janeiro and some group of brainiacs decided to make a float with big piles of dead Jews on it and then have a guy dressed as Hitler standing on top of it.
I'm not making that up.
But the folks running the carnival ain't gonna let them. Can you believe that? They won't let them have a carnival float depicting dead jews with Hitler standing on top of them.
Here is the link to the full story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22934625
What has the world come to when ya can't view a parade with dead Jews on a carnival float? And a guy dressed as Hitler standing on top of them.
The horror...
PS:
I never even knew dead Jews could float. Can dead Germans float?
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I don't know what they're getting so pissy about. Sounds festive to me!
The A&W in my new neighborhood has dead German floats, but I'm gonna stick with the root beer ones.
The real story is that the Haitian mud cookie float was also banned.
A Haitian Mud Cookie Float would be AWESOME.
I'm picturing the end of Animal House....
Here's a photos of the parade float. Such a pity...surely it would have won an award or two:
http://www.horroruniverse.com/
images/mudcookieparade.jpg
If (notice I didn't say "when," cause I don't wanna jinx it) the Pats win Sunday, maybe the Super Bowl Victory parade can have a mud cookie float. Then, we all would truly win.
Ha! That is brilliant Joe.
Can you imagine the scene, with Tom Brady and Randy Moss throwing dirt onto the adoring crowds? It's almost poetic in it's beauty.
How odd that Hitler and the Super Bowl would come up in the same post, when the following video (I'm enclosing two links, because for some reason it keeps getting banned) is circulating?
You don't really need sound on it for this one -- the only sound is German ranting -- but it does kinda add to the effect.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1056933/the_downfall_of_the_cowboys/
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/76419
Do not watch these while drinking coffee. Or beer. Or anything else you might not want to see covering your monitor.
If ever there were a time to contact good ol' Dr. Nazi, now would be it. Hint, hint.
-- Lamont "Children Of A Circumcised God" Cranston
Chosen ones? Ha! Take that.
Let's try that metacafe link again, shall we?
You'll need to run these two bits together in your browser.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1056933
/the_downfall_of_the_cowboys/
-- Lamont "Technological Innovation" Cranston
Or imagine how funny it would be if Tom Brady and Randy Moss were chucking dead jews into the adoring crowds on the (possible) parade route!!??
IANO:
You missed the best part! The Hitler(s) atop the pile weren't just ANY Hitlers... they were dancing Hitlers.
Dancing Hitlers!
There are at least two lines from "The Producers" (the original movie) that refer to dancing Hitlers...
-- Lamont "Children Of A Lesser ZOG" Cranston
Joe D, your posting a Haitian mud float is highly offensive -- Horroruniverse used to be a premier site for horror, now we're hosting mud cookie floats...you've cut me to the quick sir!
How far we've fallen....what's next, Hitler have lunch with Rob Leifeld?
(the cookies did look buttery and delicious though...)
Thank you, redbeard76...I'm glad you liked the photo. No, it's not photoshopped...it's the real deal!
I apologize profusely, Joe O, for posting a photo on HorrorUniverse. Just figured it should be used for something...
Even better.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1do0JI-JG4M&feature=related
>>...Hitler have lunch with Rob Leifeld?<<
As long as Leifeld ain't drawing Hitler...I can only stand so many attrocities in one day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=clWusO7vbZE
From the original "The Producers".
Salient moments at 2:12 and 3:30.
-- Lamont "Goose Step's The New Step" Cranston
I hereby declare February 1st IANO DAY!
Which means, of course, we'll need a float...lessee, what can be on it?
- The Dancing Hitlers
- the Beatles
- bunch of sad children eating mud
- some army representation
- Bush
- cookies
- Tom Brady and Randy Moss
- someone with poofy hair
Guaranteed cult YouTube status FOREVER!
7. When I'm 6,000,064
8. With A Little Help From My Fiends
9. You're Going To Lose That Ring (and that gold filled tooth)
Holy cow! Hillllllllllllllary and Barbra Streisand just dive-bombed No Oprah's float. Funny bones are flying everywhere! Poofy hairdos are askew! Augh, the blogmanity...the blogmanity...
Great Idea, Cake...here's my entry:
http://www.horroruniverse.com/
images/IANO_float.jpg
Newguy Joe:
HA! Brilliant...throw in a dancing Hitler and it's perfect!
I was going to be on that float but they bumped me in favour of Miss Fatherland. Blond, blue-eyed bitch...
have a sandwich ready
Cake,
Ask and ye shall receive:
http://www.horroruniverse.com/
images/IANO_dancin.gif
ZOUNDS! Newguy is the freakin' ninja MacGyver of digital images! Give him five seconds and he can do a float with anything. I salute this Joe Newguy.
aww shucks
Okay, it's official, Joe Newguy is my hero. Sorry whoever used to be my hero...yer out and Joe Newguy is in!
All hail Joe Newguy!
I'm groovy!
That's an abomination.
Come with me, please, Mr. Doherty, I have some, uhh, people I want you to meet...
Why, of course Doctor Nazi! I'd be happy to meet...hey wait...AAAAAAAAHHH
(Newguy Joe is experiencing technical difficulties)
if White Men Can't Jump...why the HELL would you think they can Float?
I love these cookies, what are in these?
Ahhh love me some mud cookies!!!
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