Saturday, February 02, 2008

Exxon / Mobil have record profits!

And it's a good thing.

Cuz if they didn't make a huge profit how could they afford to have all those gas station attendents pumping our gas, cleaning our windshield, checking our oil and tire pressure?

And those cool hats.

9 comments:

Tex said...

I'd surely like to know where you find gas stations with attendants?? All I get is those blasted ironbellyfilledgas contraptions telling you to stick your card in to pay.

now I need to go get my blood pressure checked. THATS what they need to offer at gas stations....is Blood Pressure Attendants.

Anonymous said...

Gooo Patriots!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Jbdrowzee!

Are you going to the game?

Anonymous said...

Dear Tex,

I think the author of today's post was being sarcastic when discussing the service one gets at the gas station.

I think he was telling the truth about the cool hats.

Anonymous said...

Not going to the game but I can see the stadium from a hill near my house. Maybe I should go wave from the roof of my house when the Goodyear blimp passes by?

Anonymous said...

New Jersey

Tex said...

Dear Not A Tard

yah I know i responded reality instead of fantasy. but im puzzled about the little hats?

Anonymous said...

Someone just told me they're pulling for the Red Sox in tonight's game. And then they argued with me when I said the Red Sox didn't make it to the SuperBowl this year...ha!

(I think maybe there was some gas sniffin' going on with them earlier...)

Tex said...

who forgot to lock the backdoor?