So I'm listening to the radio this morning and they're interviewing one of the Boston Celtics.
It went something like this:
RADIO GUY: "Pretty impressive win...what are you going to do in game 3?"
BASKETBALL BRAINIAC: "Well....I'll tell you what we're NOT gonna do...we're not gonna rest our laurels."
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Now as a sports fan this concerns me. I get nervous when my sports heroes have tired laurels!
(I'm resting my laurels right now)
SO TO SUM UP:
Play the game, don't speak.
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Just don't rest your laurels too long. I hear that's how you get the special constables.
Sports Reporter: "So, after this big win, what will you do?"
Afhelete: I Be Going To Dibney World!"
Does this mean they'll be resting on their hardy's?
'Cos you know, hemmorhoids don't help the winnin'.
Dear Cousin Saul,
Thank you once again for breaking down racist barriers.
Love,
It isn't racist...it's a commentary on atheletes who can't speak correct english.
Damn, I get stuck in a meeting and someone else beats me to the Laurel and Hardy joke.
*sulks*
I'll tell you what I'm NOT gonna do. I'm not gonna leave a comment.
Damn. Too late.
Well, I'm definitely not going to leave two comments.
Nope.
Oh...damn.
There's no "i" in teem!
But there IS a LOSER In CanadLOSERa
Bruce Willis was at last night's Celtics game. I think that his presence will finally bring credibility and notoriety to the National Basketball League (I think that's what they're calling it).
I knew we didn't spend enough time on the "Ukranian Problem"
Freakin' Himmler on his Gypsy this and Gypsy that rants...
TAKE OFF!
No real ath-a-leet rests his (or her)laurels! If you rest your laurels, they'll atrophy! Same goes for your pectorals, your deltoids, your triceps, etc.!
So, to sum up:
A trophy, Good.
Atrophy, Bad.
And there's nothing racist about Dibney World. Just ask the Elongated Man.
No, wait. That's Dibny. No "e."
(Why do I even know s**t like this?!?!)
Cuz you've been to The Nerd Store.
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