So the other night I was at the movies and in the lobby was a large cardboard stand-up advertising a new Pixarian film called KUNG-FU PANDA.
Seems like a cute idea. Giant panda that uses the lost art of kung-fu.
I was sold just by the name alone.
Until I got to my seat and the lights went dim.
The show started by having a 'presentation' of the rules of the cinema told to me by...yup, the KUNG-FU PANDA.
No this, no that. No Cell Phones.
And then he got angry and pointed right at me and said in his deep menacing Panda voice: "AND NO TEXTING!! People can hear YOU!!"
Keep in mind I was at an IMAX theatre about to see the Rolling Stones. Nobody could hear me texting. If in fact I was texting.
Which I was.
Until ScoldyLocks shamed me.
I HATE CHEW KUNG-FU PANDA!!!