Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Slut Control 2

So last night Wifey was next door and I was alone and wanted to watch the Red Sox.

But the Red Sox were pre-empted by the Bruins(??) playoff hockey(??) game. And the Red Sox were gonna be shown on some other channel.

So I started clicking thru the channels to find the Red Sox (not the Bruins) and came across Slut Control 2 on a On-Demand channel.

And I had this weird desire to watch Slut Contol 2. I might have even demanded it. It was On Demand, afterall.

But it didn't feel right to watch Slut Control 2. Wifey was out and somewhere the Red Sox were on.

But Slut Control 2 kept demanding that I watch it.

But I refused. I was in control. Not Slut Control 2.

There was NO WAY I was gonna watch Slut Control 2.

Slut Control 2.

I could and would resist it's tempting premise.

At least until I saw Slut Control 1.

(Which I heard is the better of the two...though not as good as Slut Control 3.)

PS:
I ended up watching the stupid Bruins game which was actually kinda exciting...though it would have been even better if they were sluts.

20 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

It is pretty tricky to control them. You can put out saucers of beer and they die happy, drunken deaths. Or, you can salt them and dry them up into arid little husks of themselves.

Oh. "Sluts," not slugs? Hmm. The above methods might work for them, too.

("Slut Control 2"? Starring Oscar-winner Jenaveve Jolie? Never heard of it.)

bacon ace said...

So wait, you were searching for the Sox game in the On Demand menus? Sure you were you slut hunter.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Slutty and Clyde

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Sluts

Nightmare on Slut Street

Lord of the Sluts

Slutbusters

Slutz In The Hood

Anonymous said...

From Russia With Sluts

The Slut That Loved Me

Thunderslut

Diamonds are ForSluts

The Slut With The Golden Gun

OctoSlutty

Anonymous said...

Cool Hand Slut

Anonymous said...

A Wish for Sluts that Work! That's the Berkeley Breathed movie...I love that movie and watch it many times a year! Cake is cool!

Anonymous said...

- No Country for Old Sluts
- Gone with the Slut
- Evil Slut II
- All Slutty on the Western Front
- The Slut Who Knew Too Much

Anonymous said...

It's a Wonderful Slut

The Silver Fox said...

By the way, IANO, I agree with Bacon Ace. There's no way you found Slut Control 2 by accident.

Anonymous said...

Planet of the Sluts

Anonymous said...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Slut

Sparkle Plenty said...

I'm heading back to the small screen.

Slutsky and Hutch

Lois Lane said...

I'm just glad it's Wednesday! Time to go get me some new comics!

- Justice Sluts of America
- Wonder Slut
- Batslut
- Spider-Slut and His Amazing Friends
- Legion of Super Sluts
- The Brave and the Sluts
- Countdown to Infinite Sluts
- Invincible Iron Sluts
- Howard the Slut
- Uncanny X-Sluts

Oh, and IANO? Can you reserve Archie & Sluts and Tiny Sluts for the kids? Thanks!

The Silver Fox said...

Mary My Dear

(No. Wait. CRAP!)

Cake said...

- Citizen Slut
- 2001: A Slut Odyssey
- Schindler's Slut
- The Good, the Bad and the Slutty

Anonymous said...

* Best Sluts of Our Lives

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

One slut to rule them all
One slut to find them
One slut to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.

The Silver Fox said...

Crap. I read that whole thing looking for something about sluts.

Oh, well, at least this person had the courage to sign...

Oh, wait.

"Anonymous."

Never mind.

And hey, I'll bet that comment was written before this guy (or gal) read your post. Just sayin'.

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