So last night Wifey was next door and I was alone and wanted to watch the Red Sox.
But the Red Sox were pre-empted by the Bruins(??) playoff hockey(??) game. And the Red Sox were gonna be shown on some other channel.
So I started clicking thru the channels to find the Red Sox (not the Bruins) and came across Slut Control 2 on a On-Demand channel.
And I had this weird desire to watch Slut Contol 2. I might have even demanded it. It was On Demand, afterall.
But it didn't feel right to watch Slut Control 2. Wifey was out and somewhere the Red Sox were on.
But Slut Control 2 kept demanding that I watch it.
But I refused. I was in control. Not Slut Control 2.
There was NO WAY I was gonna watch Slut Control 2.
Slut Control 2.
I could and would resist it's tempting premise.
At least until I saw Slut Control 1.
(Which I heard is the better of the two...though not as good as Slut Control 3.)
PS:
I ended up watching the stupid Bruins game which was actually kinda exciting...though it would have been even better if they were sluts.
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It is pretty tricky to control them. You can put out saucers of beer and they die happy, drunken deaths. Or, you can salt them and dry them up into arid little husks of themselves.
Oh. "Sluts," not slugs? Hmm. The above methods might work for them, too.
("Slut Control 2"? Starring Oscar-winner Jenaveve Jolie? Never heard of it.)
So wait, you were searching for the Sox game in the On Demand menus? Sure you were you slut hunter.
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Crap. I read that whole thing looking for something about sluts.
Oh, well, at least this person had the courage to sign...
Oh, wait.
"Anonymous."
Never mind.
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