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"It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp."
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Happy Birthday to The Elements of Style. It continues to rock my world.*
*Yes, I do lead a dull life. However, it is a great lil' book. Packs a wallop.
So Strunk and White walk into a bar:
BARKEEP: "What'll you have t'day?
STRUNK: "Do you mean 'What beverage would I like to consume today?"
WHITE: "Bush's Fault!"
E.B. White had the Tourette's?
Joke fix:
So Strunk and White walk into a bar:
OUCH!
Golf applause for Sparkle!
So Strunk and White walk into a Barr:
STRUNK: "Hey Rosanne!"
WHITE: "That should be: 'Hello, Rosanne'
STRUNK: "Whateva...get offa my ass!"
You two do know that that's a picture of the Twin Towers and not Strunk and White, correct?
IANO: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Golf applause for IANO!
RB: No. I believe that Strunk is on the left.
Strunk and White walk into a bar.
BARKEEP: ::polishes a glass::
STRUNK: "How are you today, fine sir?"
BARKEEP: "Good."
STRUNK: "Get him, White."
WHITE: ::bludgeons barkeep while shouting, "WELL! You're WELL! Unless you're telling us that you're a good person! FINE would be okay, too!"
Toss a :: on the end of that, wouldja? Thanks!
p.s.
Nice shot of the New World Trade Center. Glad they got 'em rebuilt in time for the tenth anniversary this August!
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http://www.cbrookskurtz.com/articles/2009/3/7/so-can-everyone-finally-admit-that-hrc-is-a-blooming-idiot.html
Time for a new post, slackah.
So Strunk and White walk into a barn:
BUSTY FARMER'S DAUGHTERS: Ain't no way we ain't never gonna give you some hot lovin'!
STRUNK: You take the short one, I'll take the fat one.
WHITE: I feel faint. Double negatives! Oh, the double negatives. *swoons*
STRUNK: I hate you.
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