So yesterday afternoon Cousin Saul makes fun of this blog because it's been stupid lately and he wants more politics (Obama bashing)
And then last night The Blonde tells me nobody comments on the blog anymore because it's too political (I've been bashing Obama too much...though it seemed fine when it was Bush) and that I should blog more about Wifey and stuff.
So what should I do?
I know...I'll have a fake conversation between Saul and The Blonde and settle this matter.
SAUL: "Obama is spending money like a drunken sailor!"
THE BLONDE: "I think I'll spend my money on that Chicken Parmigiana!"
SAUL: "If Obama gets his way we won't have any chickens left to pour parmigiana over them!"
THE BLONDE: "We should share our Chicken Parmigiana with those less fortunate!"
SAUL: "But we shouldn't be FORCED into doing so!"
THE BLONDE: "But people will starve! They're out of work!"
SAUL: "If they learned to speak English maybe they could get a job and they wouldn't have to eat my Chicken Parmigiana!"
THE BLONDE: "There is plenty of Chicken Parmigiana to go around!"
SAUL: "That's not the point! I want to have so much Chicken Parmigiana that I can't move!"
I AIN'T NO OPRAH: "This bit is going nowhere! I'll blog about whatever the heck I wanna blog about! If Saul wants to blog about Obama and his spend happy ways then by all means blog about it....and The Blonde, your hair looked awesome last night"
A QUICK CONVERSATION WITH WIFEY:
ME: "What do you want to watch on TV?"
WIFEY: "I don't care...whatever you want"