Friday, March 20, 2009
Retard bowling
>>>>>WASHINGTON (March 19) -- Bowling just isn't President Barack Obama's game.
Appearing on "The Tonight Show," the president told host Jay Leno he'd been practicing at the White House's bowling alley but wasn't happy with his score of 129
Then he rolled a gutter ball by quipping: "It was like the Special Olympics or something.">>>>>>>>>>>
(Hey...you voted for him, not me)
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23 comments:
I voted for him!? Really?
Cool.
Ok. You hate Obama.
So, when the people look up and shout "Save us!"... should Bush whisper "no."
Why would I save a world I no longer have any stake in?
An attack on one is an attack on all of us.
Rove's Journal: November 4th 2008. Tonight, the GOP died in the USA
Dear Kovacs,
I don't hate Obama. I hate you.
Obama made fun of tards...I made fun of Obama.
But maybe now we'll just turn into a We Hate Kovacs blog.
Tard.
Your ear looks yummy. C'mere
Kovacs stole my gig!
I'm so confused. Why do you hate Kojak? He loves you, baby!
As a germophobe...I have to wonder about the O's willingness to play a sport where you don't wear your own shoes. eww ick eww
Does anyone else think he's really, really odd looking? The ears, the really small teeth, too much gum when he smiles?
His ankle is freakishly small.
You know what they say about men with small ankles...
...small socks?
...they aren't related to Hillary?
...they accessorize their shoes with tassels to draw attention away from the ankles?
I guess this is why IANO stayed away from politics for awhile...
It actually WASN'T a dumb thing to say.
It was funny.
He's shouldn't have apologized!
SACK UP, BARACK!
I'd cut off my enlarged head to bowl a 129.
Bowl Over Beethoven
When I Bowl 164
Wild! I've just been noticing that lots of men have very dainty ankles. It's like an anticankle epidemic. Are they "Pinkles?" Are they "Minimankles?" I'm not sure what they are, but they're out there. Boy, they're out there.*
*Yes, apparently I do spend a lot of time staring at men's feet.
Oh. Should be playing Beatles Game.
Uh.
Here Comes The Strike?
So to sum up:
Sparkle has an ankle fetish?
p.s.
- I Wanna Hold Your Ball (umm...)
- Strike Me Do (hmmm...)
- Old Red and Blue and Green Shoe
- Happiness is a Warm Gutter
- Don't Knock Me Down
- I'll Follow the Spare
- Why Don't We do it in the Alley
No! I'm just a noticer! A noticey noticer!
Lucy In The Sky With Duckpins?
Lucy in the Sky with 5 Pins.
All non-tard bowlers, with their veryownshoes,thankyou, know sparing a 5-pin is lucky.
Bushy lives in the elite area of Dallas and shops at Elliot's hardware. They don't sell bowling shoes there.
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