Thursday, March 12, 2009

Sung to the Howdy Doody theme

It's Buddy Night Tonight!
It's Buddy Night Tonight!
Blonde, Me, and Hoagy too
Say Hoagy Do to you.
Let's give a rousing cheer,
Cause Hoagy n' Blondies here,
It's time to start the night,
So kids let's go!

Allright, the Howdy Doody theme didn't quite work with the new Buddy Night lyrics. Bush's fault.

And for you Canadians and Brits and retards that don't know the Howdy Doody Theme:


Cake said...

Oh great, now I have a warped off-tune version of the Howdy Doody Theme stuck in my'll pay for this.

Not a Pig said...

This post is just sad.
As in puh-thet-ick

u really have nothing else to say?

not even with this AM's madoff plea?

A. Pig said...

Squee! Reeeee! Snert snert snert!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Because I always wonder who's who in SWAC's buddy nite pictures: Who's who here? Are you the monkey? Fess up. Yer the monkey! And the blonde MUST be standing out of the picture.

(SWAC has a more flattering photo of you three up.)

P.S. Scariest smile on the middle guy. Ever.
P.P.S. No monkeyshines!

Goes off whistling Howdy Doody

Cake said...


But which one is which over on SWAC? The effeminate soldier/elf that IANO? Or does he get to be the effeminate pirate?

(The Blonde always seems to get the best part of the deal, eh?)

Sparkle Plenty said...

Well, my little cakiedee*, I'm casting IANO as the effeminate pirate (just due to his peg leg), and SWAC is starring as the effeminate soldier/elf boy--due to said soldier/elf's superior footwear.

*With a Thursday tip o' the hat to W.C. Fields!

(Yeah! You're right! Yaay for The Blonde!)

The Management said...

Discussions about SWAC should be discussed on SWAC

Sparkle Plenty said...

But, but this post is about...And...But...

Okay. What if The Beatles wrote about this dilemma?

Here Comes The SWAC
Honey Don't (Talk About SWAC)
Helter SWACer
Get Back SWAC
Lend Me Your Comb
Mailman, Bring Me No More SWACs
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Do-'NT Talk About SWAC here
Rocky SWACcoon (just 'cause I like the way that sounds)
You've Got to Hide Your SWAC Comments Away

Concerned said...

The Management is right. What's all this loose SWAC talk?

We should talk about the fact that The Management said "doody." Potty mouth.

Clinky said...

"These are O.R. scrubs!"

"Oh, ARE they?"

Cake said...

Dear The Management: