ME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig."
WIFEY: "That's a compliment?"
ME: "Yes."
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7 comments:
Then she, of course, replied that she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer! And, she grabbed you by the collar and leaned...
What? She didn't say she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer?
Uh-oh.
"I'm fast and easy"
And not shy about sharing, either, apparently. Huh.
Iano, you smooth talker you.
The ladies love it when you call 'em Not Pigs.
or Not Dogs
I just realized this post means IANO gave in to The Blonde.
I hope he doesn't miss his manhood too much...
In the "Political" version of "I am not any Oprah," it would go something like this:
ME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig."
SASHA OBAMA: "That's a compliment?"
ME: "Yes."
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