It's a gas, gas, gas!
Then she, of course, replied that she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer! And, she grabbed you by the collar and leaned...What? She didn't say she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer?Uh-oh.
"I'm fast and easy"And not shy about sharing, either, apparently. Huh.
Iano, you smooth talker you.
The ladies love it when you call 'em Not Pigs.
or Not Dogs
Nobody's ever called me a Not Pig.
I just realized this post means IANO gave in to The Blonde.I hope he doesn't miss his manhood too much...
In the "Political" version of "I am not any Oprah," it would go something like this:ME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig."SASHA OBAMA: "That's a compliment?"ME: "Yes."
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