Tuesday, July 14, 2009

But Mom...!

ME: "I don't want to blog today."

MOM: "But you have to."

ME: "Why?"

MOM: "Because I said so...that's why."

ME: "But Mom..."

MOM: "Steven! I said you are going to blog and YOU ARE GOING TO BLOG."

ME: "But Mom..."

MOM: "Don't get fresh me young man..."

ME: "But Mom....!"

MOM: "Don't 'But Mom' me Mister Sassy Pants."

ME: "But Mom...!" (If you don't know where this is going by now you're kinda stupid)

MOM: "Go to your room and think about what you're doing."

ME: "But Mom..."

MOM: "Steven....GO!"

ME: "But Mom...you're dead, you can't tell me what to do."

MOM: "Just go do your blog."

ME: "Okay."

MOM: "That's better."


Anonymous said...

And tell your friends to put down that toilet seat.

dead mother said...

Why are they holding toilet seats?

maddog said...

Sassy pants? Isn't that a euphemism for Capri pants?

Lois Lane said...

What color are your sassy pants? Do they match your Crocs?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

They're plaid sassy pants...the latest rage.

Cake said...

Mama's boy.

The Silver Fox said...

Crocs and plaid sassy pants? Now THAT'S an "outfit."

(By the way, IANO, I did a kinda/sorta tribute to your old "outfit" blog post in one of my Silver Fox stories...)