TIMELINE:
Yesterday. 7:59 pm
All man.
8:00 pm---all man.
8:01 pm---all man.
8:02 pm---turtlin' up.
8:33 pm---make-up being applied.
8:49 pm---dress being fitted.
9:03pm---nails being polished and buffed (do broads have nails buffed?)
9:11pm---hair being highlighted...looking through Talbots catalog.
9:14 pm---noticing curtains and my muffin tops.
9:25 pm---actually rationalizing wearing this cute pair of capris!
9:27 pm---feeling my breasts for possible lumps. Or something.
9:45pm-tapping my toes...smiling....
9:46 pm---credits start to roll.
9:51pm....Wifey goes up to bed.
10:00pm...click to the History Channel...seek out Nazis.
10:02pm---manhood comes back to life.
10:04pm---vagina is gone.
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SO TO SUM UP:
I watched MAMMA MIA last night.
And liked it.
That my friends is MY Waterloo.
7 comments:
If the manhood is back, how do you explain those little diamond earrings you're still wearing?
And the heels?
IANO's an action transvestite!
No, wait. He stands behind a store counter all day.
IANO's a retail transvestite!
I'm so embarrassed for you. Tonight I'll watch The Dark Knight and think of you and send some mental-machismo your way.
(do you want to borrow Joe's copy of Miss Congeniality?)
"Tonight I'll watch The Dark Knight and think of you and send some mental-machismo your way."
It's gonna take more than that to ungirlify him...better fix something with some tools, drink a beer, and grunt a little, too.
IANO is a dancing queen, pass it on.
"cute capris"
No, I think THAT'S your Waterloo.
I see what you did...wuss.
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