::dials phone::
HOUSE OF PIZZA: "House of Pizza...pick up or delivery?"
ME: "I'll pick-up...I'll have a pepperoni pizza."
HOUSE OF PIZZA: "That'll be about 10 or 15 minutes...name?"
ME: "Steve. Thanks."
HOUSE OF PIZZA: "Thank you."
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SO TO SUM UP:
I got nothing. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
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Bamboo.
Ernie Kovacs
Sparkle:
Tapdancing elephants!
Pepperoni? That's what she said.
Non Sequitur Sadie
All I wanted was a Fresca, just one Fresca!
I don't think a chipmunk would actually do that.
Sometimes a little ain't enough.
I like cheese.
Boxcars!
"Special sauce."
Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?
If I ever have a goldfish, I'm going to name him DENNY CRANE.
What, after the Beatles song?
"I like the Tin Man."
One day I might order something other than green curry when I do Thai food for lunch. Maybe.
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