Monday, July 13, 2009

SURPRISE!


WIFEY: "I have a surprise for you!"

ME: "We're having another baby?!"

WIFEY: "No...we're having steamed clams and lobster."

ME: "Oh....good."

(What the heck would we do with a baby lobster anyhow?)

7 comments:

Cake said...

"(What the heck would we do with a baby lobster anyhow?)"

Teach him to ride The Puppy and take the show on the road and make a fortune?

cousin saul said...

question: How do you make a Baby float?
Answer: Some root beer and two scoops of baby.

Patrick Swayze said...

Nobody puts Baby in a float!

cousin saul said...

Patrick,
You're DEAD TO ME!

Patrick Swayze said...

Not yet, I'm not!

Sparkle Plenty said...

What the heck would we do with a baby lobster anyhow?
1) Let it marry another baby lobster?
2) Eat it with baby melted butter?
3) Send it to the Octopus's Kindergarden?

Lois Lane said...

Silly Sparkle. Lobsters can't get married in Massachusetts. Only in Rhode Island.