Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Heimlich Manure
So I wake up last night and that is going through my brain.
I know it's a 'winner'.
The Heimlich Manure.
I know it's a great punchline. I'll build a story around it and then BAM!
The guffaws will be heard from here to there.
I will be famous.
The Heimlich Manure!
And then I thought..."Crap, that's something Crazy Jason would think of!"
It's only a matter of time before he calls with a Heimlich Manure story.
I know this.
I think he's inside me.