10) He's a man.
9) He's a man.
8) He's a man.
7) He's a man.
6) He's a man.
5) He's a man.
4) He's a man.
3) He's a man.
2) He's a man.
And the number one reason David Letterman slept with some of his staff:
1) He's a man.
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Anyone whose first two names are "David" and "Michael" is a Male Slut. I oughtta know.
Top Ten Reasons I Slept With Dave
1. He told me there was something in my underwear.
2. I find big ears attractive.
3. I got lost on the Late Night set and slept on his couch.
4. He promised me a bologna on rye sandwich afterwards.
5. I thought he was the famous rapper Snoop Dave.
6. I used him to get to Paul.
7. It was in my contract.
8. That gap in his teeth mesmerized me.
9. I though it was part of my bonus.
10. What else is there to do Monday's after midnight?
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