So the other day Wifey leaves before I wake up and puts a note on the counter that says 'I Love You'
Very nice.
When I get home that night I notice said note on her desk in the kitchen.
No big deal...she just hasn't thrown it away yet.
So this morning I stumble into the kitchen before Wifey has left and I notice the same note sitting on the counter 'I Love You'
Here is the conversation that followed:
ME: "You can't just leave an old 'I Love You' note on the counter."
WIFEY: "Yes I can."
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LADY FROM INDIA: "I'm guessing you get a lot of Indians in here."
ME: "Yes...A lot."
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At a restaurant the other night and we have this wannabee sexy waitress that is kinda flirting around. She takes a cloth napkin and she very carefully places it on the upper part of my leg and kinda patting and smoothing it down. Here is the conversation that followed:
ME: "Wow...I don't think I can stand up right now."
HER: " Wow..I don't think I can sit down."
(She got a good tip)
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In OLD NAVY:
ME: "Those mannequins are creepy!"
GAL CLERK: "I have to dress them...you should see them naked."
ME: "I wish..."
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A TEXT TO MY OLDEST DAUGHTER:
ME: "Hey."
HER: "Hey."
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3 comments:
You were in Old Navy? So the rumours are true...you are a teenage girl.
Hoag told me about a sale.
Nice try...Old Navy doesn't sell tasselled shoes.
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