Saturday, October 24, 2009

Swine Flu. You got that?

It's Swine Flu. (It's just been declared a National Emergency! Good thing Obama is on the ball...oh, wait...he knew about this eight months ago)

Swine Flu.

That's what you call it.

That's what I call it.

Swine Flu.

But somehow in the last couple of weeks the media is calling it H1N1 Flu.

All scientific-ey

Or IS it the media that's calling it H1N1?

Could it be...our government??

It's one of the two.

Or could it be the Pig Lobby? (don't wanna be giving pigs a bad name or anything)

It's Swine Flu. You know it. I know it. They know it. But they're now calling it H1N1 Flu

Swine rolls off the tongue. H1N1 Flu...not so much.

When you look at H1N1 in print your (my) first thought is that it's pronounced 'HINEY'

I wish it was the Hiney Flu. Something humorous about that.

The Hiney Flu.

Point of the story?

If the Hoag had actually been the one to invent taxicabs he would be a very very wealthy man. With Hiney Flu.

Or something.


Cake said...

I'm so glad IANO is the only place not...yapping about...Hiney Flu...


Hog farmers made them re-brand it. For real. They have The Power.

Sparkle Plenty said...

If they called it Porky Pig Flu, they could use porky as a disease mascot...make it kinda friendly for folks!

Jack Warner said...

You mean:

Make it kinda friendly for tha-tha-tha-That's All Folks!

Sparkle Plenty said...

You got that right, Jack.

Bill Murray said...

You mean:

"That's the fact, Jack!"